1 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,647 Merci, Julien. 2 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:29,070 Monsieur Stone, madame, bonjour. 3 00:02:37,056 --> 00:02:39,456 - Hem! - My gosh! Excuse me. 4 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,515 Hem! 5 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:41,886 Buffy Buckley. 6 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:46,497 Hard at work, eh? My gosh! 7 00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:48,166 Can I buy you a drink? 8 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:52,427 Must be awful trying to work in a place as noisy as this. 9 00:02:52,772 --> 00:02:54,205 Have a seat, Bunny. 10 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:58,103 Buffy, actually. Thank you. You can call me Bunny if you like. 11 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,873 - What'll it be? - Whiskey. 12 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:04,214 And this business of 227 pieces of shrapnel... 13 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:05,749 270. 14 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:08,252 270 and still walking. 15 00:03:08,488 --> 00:03:10,718 My God! It's a miracle. 16 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:14,921 You're all right, Bun. 17 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:17,394 Thanks, Hem. That's swell of you. 18 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,832 That's damn swell of ya. 19 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,636 Monsieur Stone? Monsieur Stone, bonjour. 20 00:04:04,677 --> 00:04:07,111 Monsieur Stone. Fr�d�ric Chapelle. 21 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:09,709 Merci. 22 00:04:28,668 --> 00:04:33,162 Ernest Hemingway, tell me, are things as they should be? 23 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:35,166 What's the name? 24 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,969 - Napier, Eve. - Eve. 25 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:41,203 Eve, it seems that you have your hand on my fly rod. 26 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,181 Really? How rude! 27 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:47,919 Merci. Bye-bye. 28 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:55,325 Stop it. 29 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,594 Very original, wouldn't you say? 30 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,002 Monsieur I'Oiseau. 31 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:17,642 Monsieur I'Oiseau, Fr�d�ric Chapelle. 32 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,411 Chapelle. 33 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:25,053 Hart. 34 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:29,686 - Among the throng, but not of the throng. - Monsieur I'Oiseau. 35 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,656 Bonjour, monsieur I'Oiseau. 36 00:05:36,736 --> 00:05:38,226 Who are all these people? 37 00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:41,762 Seems like a new boatload of expatriates gets dumped here every day. 38 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,334 You think we should change caf�s? 39 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,901 Easier to change your mind than your caf�, Oisif. 40 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:48,446 Don't call me Oisif. 41 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,715 - You almost finished? - Done. 42 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:53,377 Good thing they don't pay me by the hour for this. 43 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:55,546 I may have to make up my column this week. 44 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:58,454 - I can't find my notes. - You'd make it up anyway. 45 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:01,755 It's what The Tribune expects. It's what they deserve. 46 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:02,852 Did I tell you? 47 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:06,126 They won't let me out of my contract and transfer to Hollywood. 48 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,327 They just don't see that Hollywood is the city of the future. 49 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:12,702 You said the same thing about Paris six years ago. 50 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,304 The future doesn't just stand still, you know. 51 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,501 Oiseau! 52 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,440 Don't forget me in your column next week, chri. 53 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,622 You should come with me, Hart. 54 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:34,489 To Hollywood? Come on, Oisif. 55 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,893 I think it'll be more fun to watch the movies than to make them. 56 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:46,902 Au revoir. 57 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:53,035 Bunny, if she comes back here, I'm gonna hit her. 58 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,080 Listen, Hart, you're flat broke. 59 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:58,345 - It's time to move on. - Send me a postcard. 60 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:01,520 Besides, it's okay to be broke in Paris. 61 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,121 In America, it's downright immoral. 62 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:08,452 I don't ever want to be on the scrounge again in America. Never. 63 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:12,123 - Do you know what's wrong with you? - No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me. 64 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,393 You don't know what you want. 65 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,195 Luckily for you, I do. 66 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,041 I'll tell you what I want, Oiselle. 67 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,246 I want that woman over there. 68 00:07:36,322 --> 00:07:39,120 I want to make love to her for five days. 69 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,421 Maybe in a cabin. 70 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:45,593 In a snowstorm. Yeah. 71 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,060 Then I want to paint her. 72 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,699 Then I don't care what happens. 73 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:56,440 Good. Then we'll go to Hollywood. 74 00:07:56,676 --> 00:07:59,907 - Who's the big spender with her? - That's Bertram Stone. 75 00:07:59,979 --> 00:08:01,879 - Who's he? - Self-made money. 76 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,543 Came here from New York in April. In rubber, as I recall. 77 00:08:05,852 --> 00:08:09,549 I read once that he apprenticed with Houdini to be an escape artist. 78 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,454 - Escape artist? - Yeah. 79 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,419 Now he's buying his way into culture. 80 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:22,560 Charming fellow. Totally ruthless. It's rumored he killed a man. 81 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:28,129 - A killer? Tell me about her. - You mean, his wife? 82 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,106 His wife. 83 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,271 It's well-known. 84 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,212 Not just another rumor? 85 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:42,084 If it had been rumor, you'd have read it in my column a long time ago. 86 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,247 - Introduce me. - Come on, Hart. 87 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:48,020 Stone's the kind of man you hate. You don't want to meet him. 88 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:52,528 No. I want to meet her. Introduce me. 89 00:08:52,598 --> 00:08:53,860 Now, Oisif. 90 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,824 Don't call me that in front of them, all right? 91 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,964 Mais oui, monsieur I'Oiseau. 92 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,179 Hart, buy me a drink. 93 00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,260 Yeah. Just a minute. 94 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,130 Scrounging for tidbits, Oisou? 95 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,663 You know how it is, Stone. 96 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:35,002 Everyone hates repeating gossip, but what else is there to do with it? 97 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,806 That's funny. 98 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,481 - Isn't that funny, Bertie? - Yes. 99 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,715 I think everything about Oisou is a joke. 100 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,885 For me... 101 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:55,894 ...it's a triumph to entertain a man who doesn't have a sense of humor. 102 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,859 You amuse yourself with minor triumphs. 103 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:03,534 I wouldn't say so. Rachel Stone, Bertram Stone, Nick Hart. 104 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,265 Hart draws the weekly cartoon for my column. 105 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,499 I see. 106 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,737 A serious cartoonist. 107 00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:13,937 I've admired your work in The Tribune, Mr. Hart. 108 00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,210 You're very talented. 109 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:19,175 You're too kind. 110 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:23,644 - You're so beautiful today, Rachel. - Yes. 111 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,554 Isn't she? 112 00:10:26,692 --> 00:10:28,785 Like a perfect work of art. 113 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,759 No painter has ever captured her beauty. 114 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,162 Probably never will. 115 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,993 Don't you agree, Mr. Hart? 116 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:45,001 I suppose she's not a bad example of her type. 117 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:56,282 Hart, do you know her? 118 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,019 I'm not sure that's possible. 119 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,656 I don't know what came over him. 120 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,559 Strangers sometimes upset him. 121 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,889 Sensitive type. 122 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,261 And my name is Oiseau. 123 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,611 He's funny. 124 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,567 Merci, ma chrie. 125 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,910 - Au revoir. - Au revoir. 126 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:54,003 Madame Valentin. 127 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,836 As you can see, I'artiste uses color... 128 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:20,838 ...like beautiful people employ their wiles. 129 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:24,034 The more you see, the more you want to see. 130 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,705 The more is revealed, the more you yearn for greater revelation. 131 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:31,246 Being beautiful, you know as much about these things as anyone. 132 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:36,220 Madame Valentin, but I'm afraid it won't look right in our lounge. 133 00:12:36,288 --> 00:12:39,348 You see, our walls are blue. 134 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:44,187 Yes. 135 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,188 Come and see... 136 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,300 ...Nicholas Hart. 137 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:51,802 - Nicholas Hart? - The rage. 138 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:55,031 Le Tout-Paris is talking about it. 139 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,908 But that is horrible. 140 00:12:59,211 --> 00:13:03,079 No. Give yourself time. It's the shock of the new. 141 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,640 Shock? Shock's not the word. 142 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,915 - It's disgusting. - Goes with blue. 143 00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:15,856 - Mr. Brown. - Madame Valentin. 144 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:26,132 How can I sell your work if you insult my customers? 145 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,475 You're a lousy salesman. 146 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,912 It's the rainy season. 147 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,147 It's been raining for six years. 148 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,342 What? 149 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:43,753 Have I been tried and found wanting? 150 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:50,223 You're talented. Every bit as good of a peintre... 151 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,520 ...as your father. 152 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,999 - My father was a forger. - That's blasphemy. 153 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,704 I never liked Caravaggio, myself. 154 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:07,277 But your father's Caravaggio I loved. 155 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,375 Your father is a master. 156 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:17,019 And you've inherited all his skills. 157 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,129 You know anything about Bertram Stone? 158 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,769 He's got lots of money. He's just not worth a damn. 159 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,303 Maybe we should sell him a couple of Harts. 160 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,509 That would be completely inacceptable. 161 00:14:41,413 --> 00:14:45,008 I wouldn't sell him a sketch of yours, not even a doodle. 162 00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:49,319 And he owes me 10,000 francs from another deal. 163 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:53,089 You know, Libby, sometimes I get the feeling... 164 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:55,888 ...you don't want anyone to own anything of mine. 165 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,194 You vex me. 166 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,558 I did sell one. 167 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:03,830 Yeah. Three years ago. You never would tell me who to. 168 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,530 What I told you was... 169 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:09,040 ...that the collector wished to remain anonyme. 170 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,975 Anonyme, mon cul. You probably lost it. 171 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,044 Dear boy... 172 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:19,276 ...the first principle of artistic survival is... 173 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,643 ...to parlay... 174 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,883 ...talent, talent, into cash. 175 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,619 Le cash. 176 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:32,755 Have you heard of... Do you know madame Nathalie de Ville? 177 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,029 - No. - Non? 178 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,961 A special woman. Very beautiful, very vulnerable. 179 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:43,099 Very wealthy. Her husband's just run off with... 180 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,303 ...une danseuse apache. 181 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,869 And now, of course, she wants to go to America without him. 182 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,916 She still has her pride. 183 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,343 - Why... - I'm not in the travel business, Libby. 184 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,446 She has three wonderful paintings... 185 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,617 ...she would rather like to take with her. 186 00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:01,757 So? 187 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:06,662 If she takes the originals with her, there should be copies... 188 00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:08,227 ...left behind. 189 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,790 Her husband must never know. 190 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,467 It's a very delicate situation... 191 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:15,996 ...requiring the utmost discrtion. 192 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:19,634 Quite naturally, she confided in me. 193 00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:24,141 - It's forgery. - Forgery? Forgerie, forgery is... No. 194 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:27,481 Forgery is criminel. These are copies. 195 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,581 Consider it a public service. 196 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:33,056 I mean, the lady has been publicly disgraced. 197 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,025 I mean, the original works... 198 00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:38,029 ...they should remain with her as rcompense. 199 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,431 - Oui. - No. Not me. 200 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:48,001 You've done it before. 201 00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:51,467 That was a favor to the old man, and you know it. 202 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,344 Just concentrate on selling those. 203 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,280 You vex me. You vex me terribly. 204 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:27,243 - We're from Ohio. - What'd you tell him that for? 205 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,852 Do you see that man over there? 206 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,844 - Yeah. - He's a writer. 207 00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:15,152 He wrote a book called The Sun Also Rises. I read it. 208 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,628 - That's Fitzgerald. - Yes. Fitzgerald. 209 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,704 All�, Coco. 210 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,440 Do you want me to leave? 211 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,376 You're good at it. 212 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,715 Je veux un whisky, s'il vous pla�t. 213 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,013 Whiskey? 214 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,154 Do you remember that time when it snowed on the lake... 215 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,661 ...and we couldn't get back to the cabin, so we hid in a cave? 216 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,798 You said that if something happened to us... 217 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:37,968 ...it wouldn't be all that bad because they would find our skeletons embracing... 218 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,541 ...and that had to be worth something. 219 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,581 Do you remember, Nicky? 220 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,111 Yeah. I was wrong about that. 221 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,657 I was wrong about a lot of things. 222 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,494 In fact, there's something I never understood until just now. 223 00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,464 What's that? 224 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,697 I don't trust you, Rachel. 225 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,240 All the trust is gone. 226 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,784 You hate me. 227 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,786 How can I hate someone I don't even know? 228 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,424 You know me, Nicky. 229 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,816 - I don't have any cash. - I don't want your money. 230 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,021 But I'll take it. 231 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:09,624 Rose, I want to settle up. 232 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:15,129 That ought to cover what I owe you, what I'm going to owe, and drinks for everybody. 233 00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:21,111 Give me a bottle of cognac. No, the good stuff. 234 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:27,810 There's someone waiting to see you in the garden. 235 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:35,250 Oui? 236 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,534 Hart. 237 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,638 Merci. 238 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,696 Yeah, yeah. 239 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:02,877 Filthy bastards say they'll sue me if I break my contract, and it's got a year to run. 240 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,882 I'd rather slit my throat. 241 00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,811 - Are you listening to me? - Yeah. What? 242 00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,117 I'm seriously thinking about suicide. 243 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:14,349 Oiseau, you haven't been serious since 1919. 244 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:18,925 I picked up a lot of bad habits in my day, but suicide was never one of them. 245 00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,864 Don't worry. It's not a habit you'll keep for very long. 246 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,631 - L'Oiseau. - Good evening, Alice. 247 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:27,797 You're looking dashing. You remember my friend Nick Hart. 248 00:23:36,848 --> 00:23:40,215 I've come to the conclusion that I dislike the abnormal. 249 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:41,809 It's so obvious. 250 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:46,483 The normal is so much more simply complicated and interesting, n'est-ce pas? 251 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,405 Does Hedley like his new friends? 252 00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:06,734 The pilot fish. 253 00:24:07,045 --> 00:24:11,744 Charming lot. Not terribly interesting, but I like their tea. 254 00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:16,845 - Do me a favor, pal, tell me a good joke. - You're standing in one. 255 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,015 Oiseau, my little birdy! 256 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,324 I've brought my friend Nick Hart, the wonderful painter. 257 00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,886 Merci, monsieur. 258 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,659 Yes, the scribbler. 259 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:29,793 You know, Hart... 260 00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:33,471 ...there's only two things that can really kill a man. 261 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:36,405 Suicide and gonorrhea. 262 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,807 - You been talking to Oiseau? - You! 263 00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,973 Young man. Come. 264 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,881 Go get her, champ. 265 00:24:57,295 --> 00:25:00,662 I have a very important question regarding your work. 266 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:03,759 How old are you? 267 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:07,260 - 33. - Won't do at all. 268 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,797 American painters are 26 this year. 269 00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:18,908 I'm not. 270 00:25:18,984 --> 00:25:22,283 Precisely my point. Then you won't fit in at all. 271 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:25,915 - You won't approve of that, either. - Pardon? 272 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,750 I could always move towards the theater. 273 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,022 I'll introduce you to Jean Cocteau. 274 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,967 Hemingway! Remember, the sun also sets. 275 00:25:44,643 --> 00:25:46,167 Yeah, right on your big... 276 00:25:46,845 --> 00:25:48,005 Hey, Bunny. 277 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:49,905 Hem. 278 00:25:52,751 --> 00:25:55,948 I don't think we speak to Miss Stein that way. 279 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,947 She never listens anyway. 280 00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:01,148 She's joking. She's just being funny. 281 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,325 Nathalie de Ville, Nick Hart. 282 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,728 Enchant. 283 00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:09,198 I'm surprised you don't already know each other. 284 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:12,168 I've long wished to make your acquaintance, Mr. Hart. 285 00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:15,467 I've followed your career with interest and concern. 286 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,236 Concern? 287 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:21,143 Yes. I always believed that you'd be so much more successful by now. 288 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:27,179 But then I also believe that a good woman... 289 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,085 ...can inspire a man to do truly great things. 290 00:26:30,555 --> 00:26:31,749 Yeah? 291 00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:35,149 Or prevent the poor bastard from doing anything at all. 292 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:38,590 Why are you reluctant to receive a woman's sincere compliment? 293 00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:43,532 It's because there's so few sincere women in Paris lately, it's a shock to his system. 294 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,100 Bonsoir, Nathalie. 295 00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:55,539 See what I mean? 296 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,582 - Why were you flirting with Nathalie? - She excites me. 297 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:02,747 I used to excite you, Nicky. 298 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:09,154 - Does your husband know that? - I don't know. Does he? 299 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:16,159 Is there something happening here that I don't know about? 300 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:18,868 She's exquisite. 301 00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:23,433 Nicky? 302 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,712 What do you want from me, Rachel? 303 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,787 I don't know. 304 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:43,658 There you are. 305 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,431 You remember Mr. Hart, don't you, Bertie? 306 00:27:51,136 --> 00:27:53,969 My husband is in the art business here. 307 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,942 It's a pleasure to meet a businessman in Paris these days. 308 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:00,944 Indeed. I much prefer them. 309 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:06,541 Haven't I seen your work in a window display somewhere? 310 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:14,082 - I don't know, have you? - I didn't like them at all. 311 00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:18,258 I thought they were cheap and meretricious... 312 00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:20,524 ...rather like your suit. 313 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:26,996 I would suggest you find another occupation and a new tailor. 314 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,233 Bertie. 315 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:35,437 Rachel. 316 00:28:43,988 --> 00:28:45,250 Sit down. 317 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:58,936 Duels are terribly old-fashioned. 318 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:03,707 Too bad. I'm very good with a gun. 319 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,771 You may suggest an alternative. 320 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,979 Drink this slow, but don't stop. 321 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:17,318 The American gym in Montparnasse. Three rounds? 322 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,321 That's good. 323 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,358 I like that. 324 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,696 It's very American. 325 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,330 Let's see. 326 00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:33,295 Would a week from Wednesday be convenient? 327 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:35,701 Say, noon? No, 12:30. 328 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,073 Much better. 329 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,704 12:30? 330 00:29:43,481 --> 00:29:44,743 I'll be there. 331 00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:49,113 Of course you will. 332 00:29:53,858 --> 00:29:55,519 Yeah, much better. 333 00:29:59,063 --> 00:30:01,759 - Ever been in battle? - No. 334 00:30:01,833 --> 00:30:04,802 When you don't know what you're up against... 335 00:30:05,403 --> 00:30:09,032 ...you've got to walk with two pumpkins between your legs. 336 00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:11,998 Come, my dear. 337 00:30:14,112 --> 00:30:16,774 I want you to get rid of Oiseau and that friend of his. 338 00:30:16,848 --> 00:30:18,076 I'll take care of it. 339 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,310 Say whatever you want, just get rid of them. 340 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:24,050 Maybe we shouldn't have come here tonight, I don't know. 341 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:28,024 Gertrude Stein is not the least amused by your Mr. Hart. 342 00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:30,156 I'm going to ask you to leave. 343 00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:33,254 Come on, Alice, now, we're artists, temperamental people! 344 00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:36,596 Hart, marriage is absolutely bitched. 345 00:30:58,389 --> 00:30:59,879 Monsieur Hart? 346 00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:33,254 Thank you. 347 00:31:34,425 --> 00:31:38,361 Mrs. Stone seems to have an alarming effect on you, Mr. Hart. 348 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:42,165 My advice is to have nothing to do with her. 349 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,095 Rachel. 350 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,370 She's a romantic thug. 351 00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:50,373 Either you do things Rachel's way, or you pay the consequences. 352 00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,371 Do you fancy her? 353 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,138 Or is it a little bit more than that? 354 00:31:57,215 --> 00:32:00,184 If I didn't need the ride, I'd say it's none of your business. 355 00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,811 Don't confuse sex and love, Mr. Hart. 356 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:05,219 It'll spoil both of them for you. 357 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,217 Have you ever been in love? 358 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:16,492 I understand Stone made his money in the rubber trade. 359 00:32:16,734 --> 00:32:19,669 Bertie? I guess you could call it that. 360 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:23,963 Bertie invented the first really effective prophylactic... 361 00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:28,069 ...but now he's obsessed with buying the best collection of modern art in Europe. 362 00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:33,081 There's to be an exhibit of his latest purchases in about two weeks' time. 363 00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:37,645 I wouldn't fight with him if I were you. I like your face the way it is. 364 00:32:39,223 --> 00:32:40,850 Do you like mine? 365 00:32:44,028 --> 00:32:47,395 A man would have to be either blind or a fool not to. 366 00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:54,101 I guess I'm in need of a little flattery these days. 367 00:33:18,262 --> 00:33:20,162 Why do you paint, Hart? 368 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,835 Because I'm completely unemployable. 369 00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:27,393 No, I mean, seriously, why painting? 370 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:32,272 It's guaranteed to last a lifetime, it's impervious to mildew and rot. 371 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:37,107 Besides that, I'm good at it, and it gives me pleasure. 372 00:33:37,248 --> 00:33:40,046 Then why don't your paintings sell? 373 00:33:40,985 --> 00:33:44,386 - The critics given you a bad time? - I don't pay attention to critics. 374 00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:47,322 If they don't respond, that means I'm on the right track. 375 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:51,158 They have given you a bad time. Never mind. 376 00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:55,120 Perhaps when you're gone, they'll recognize your worth. 377 00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:59,329 I'm not posthumous yet, Nathalie, or hadn't you noticed? 378 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:03,373 I've noticed little else all evening. 379 00:34:06,477 --> 00:34:08,707 You never answered my question. 380 00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:14,779 - I told you, I can't keep a steady job. - No, Hart, about being in love. 381 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,682 I've been there. 382 00:34:24,495 --> 00:34:27,589 Then you know the loss one feels when it leaves. 383 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:32,127 Been there, too. 384 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,399 We might have a lot in common. 385 00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:37,536 Don't you think? 386 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,008 Look at that painting. 387 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,750 And the other two there. 388 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:52,552 Of all the works my husband owns, those are my favorites. 389 00:34:52,623 --> 00:34:55,751 - Do you like them? - Of course. 390 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,085 Why "of course"? 391 00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:04,434 I was about 12 years old the first time I saw C�zanne. 392 00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:06,599 I was with my father. 393 00:35:07,205 --> 00:35:09,173 Broke into a cold sweat. 394 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:11,832 Thought I was coming down with malaria. 395 00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:16,676 I see. And that was the moment you realized you had to become an artist? 396 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,716 Nope. Seems I had pneumonia. 397 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:23,010 Spent four weeks in bed, bored out of my mind. 398 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:27,082 That's when I started drawing. That part was C�zanne's fault. 399 00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:29,126 Then you could copy him? 400 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:34,055 Not me. I already told Valentin. 401 00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,693 Come on, Hart. 402 00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:41,501 It's not as though I was asking you to commit extortion or murder. 403 00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:47,134 Don't you want to do me a favor for all the right reasons? 404 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,007 Which are? 405 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,515 Which are life. 406 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:58,083 Life always presents its best opportunities in such secret ways... 407 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:02,092 ...that most of us are too busy looking for something better to even notice. 408 00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:05,022 My husband's like that. 409 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,571 C�zanne is the most difficult. 410 00:36:19,977 --> 00:36:22,309 There are only a few decent copies of his work. 411 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:26,839 His lines have a life all their own. 412 00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:31,250 - And he was never tempted. - To do what? 413 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,415 Cheat. 414 00:36:36,827 --> 00:36:40,786 I guess the time it takes for the paint to dry is our main problem. 415 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:47,164 There are no problems, Nathalie, only opportunities. 416 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:53,166 You see, both C�zanne and Modigliani drew directly on the canvas. 417 00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:57,112 They thinned their paint with turpentine. The paint dries quicker that way. 418 00:36:57,181 --> 00:37:00,742 - A few weeks, tops. - Good. Then use the same technique. 419 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,984 I don't have to be in New York for a month. 420 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:08,492 It takes that long to institute divorce proceedings. 421 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,352 Do you know what I'm going to do when I get to New York? 422 00:37:12,463 --> 00:37:15,796 I'm going to donate the originals to a museum. 423 00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:27,669 I think I missed the part where I said I was interested, Nathalie. 424 00:37:27,979 --> 00:37:30,072 Hart, you're interested. 425 00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:34,709 If you're in love with something, someone, you have to surrender to it, you know that. 426 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,180 You know you can do it, Hart. 427 00:37:37,888 --> 00:37:39,685 You know how good you are. 428 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:44,120 And I think I know how good you can be. 429 00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:47,062 Will you show me, Hart? 430 00:37:49,367 --> 00:37:51,835 I suppose you want to discuss money now? 431 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,699 - $750 American. - Not enough. 432 00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:58,965 You want more? 433 00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:03,978 This job... 434 00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:07,242 ...calls for skill and passion. 435 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,552 A smooth and delicate touch. 436 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:14,920 Mere expertise is not enough. 437 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:20,327 You were right about it requiring a lover's devotion. 438 00:38:21,732 --> 00:38:23,131 After all... 439 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,864 ...we both want to be completely satisfied. 440 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,631 How much more? 441 00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,601 Just a little. 442 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,945 I won't allow you to hurt me with this, Hart. 443 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:42,083 I won't ever allow anyone to hurt me again. 444 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,755 I don't want to hurt you, Nathalie. 445 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:49,286 - Quite the opposite. - Good. 446 00:38:50,561 --> 00:38:53,029 It's a matter of trust. 447 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,691 Trust... Yes. 448 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:00,930 Good. 449 00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:08,639 Yes! 450 00:39:38,008 --> 00:39:38,997 Hart! 451 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,739 - Bonjour. - Bonjour, Laurette. 452 00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:42,938 Bonjour, Babette. 453 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:45,814 Salut, Hart. 454 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,708 Who is this painter Hart? 455 00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:31,053 I was thinking, Bertie, maybe we should go away this weekend. 456 00:40:31,662 --> 00:40:33,960 That little hotel in Mougins, maybe. 457 00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:36,295 You know, the one with all the great desserts? 458 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:41,671 - You think of nothing but your appetites. - What else should I think about? 459 00:40:41,739 --> 00:40:43,070 Who is he? 460 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:46,304 He seems quite taken with you. 461 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:50,908 Taken with me? Bertie, he slapped me in the face. 462 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,954 He wants you. 463 00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:03,319 It's not unusual. 464 00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:06,689 No, it's more than that. 465 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,232 How could anything be more than that? 466 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,110 I guess you're right. 467 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:30,878 If you can't trust your wife, who can you trust? 468 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:55,076 Here we go. 469 00:44:37,875 --> 00:44:39,740 I'm not laughing! 470 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:47,742 Hart? 471 00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:53,012 What are you doing? 472 00:44:53,757 --> 00:44:54,815 Working. 473 00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:58,494 - What are you doing? - Research. 474 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,644 Hart, she wants you to paint her. 475 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:17,746 Then she wants you to bang her. 476 00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:20,841 And then she wants you to love her. 477 00:45:22,219 --> 00:45:23,311 Bang? 478 00:45:28,759 --> 00:45:31,922 It's easy to be hard-boiled in the daytime, Hart. 479 00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:34,787 But at night... 480 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:39,828 Art... 481 00:46:40,764 --> 00:46:42,755 ... is only an impression. 482 00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:45,428 Art... 483 00:46:45,502 --> 00:46:47,800 ... is only an infection. 484 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:51,531 Some people get it. Some people don't. 485 00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:48,423 Yes! 486 00:48:15,125 --> 00:48:17,855 Art is only a rumor. 487 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:28,460 Do you know what "verisimilitude" is? 488 00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:08,444 Where are you going? 489 00:49:24,361 --> 00:49:25,828 C'est la vie. 490 00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:29,191 Voila. 491 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:35,828 I don't want to be alone tonight. 492 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:41,968 Don't eat too much chocolate. You are getting fat. 493 00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,765 Do you have anything to drink? 494 00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:08,189 A lot's happened since Chicago, Nicky. 495 00:51:09,332 --> 00:51:11,493 Jesus, Rachel, you didn't even say good-bye. 496 00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:14,230 We were just kids, Nicky. Just kids. 497 00:51:14,371 --> 00:51:18,535 You were working two jobs, and when you weren't working, you were painting. 498 00:51:19,843 --> 00:51:22,209 You always had your work, Nicky. 499 00:51:24,781 --> 00:51:27,841 It was like being buried alive. I wanted more than that. 500 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,442 Did you get it? 501 00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,912 For what it's worth. 502 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:34,854 Worth quite a bit, it looks like. 503 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:45,167 I got to New York and I realized I didn't know how to do anything. 504 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,670 Bertie took care of me. 505 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,608 What about love, Rachel? 506 00:51:54,611 --> 00:51:58,308 There's a big difference between love and passion. 507 00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:01,043 - You know, legally, we're still married. - I know. 508 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,608 - Does he? - No. 509 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:08,917 I never told him. 510 00:52:12,028 --> 00:52:13,655 What should I do? 511 00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:17,128 You could leave him. 512 00:52:21,037 --> 00:52:24,666 - Is that why you think I came here tonight? - I don't know. 513 00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:26,538 Why did you come here? 514 00:52:28,478 --> 00:52:29,945 I don't know. 515 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:33,776 What do you want? 516 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,246 Do you know what you want? 517 00:52:39,856 --> 00:52:41,050 Do you? 518 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:45,387 Nobody knows anything. 519 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:53,068 - I just wanted to be with you, that's all. - For how long, Rachel? 520 00:52:53,236 --> 00:52:57,502 You owe me that much. How long? A night? A couple of nights? A week? 521 00:52:57,574 --> 00:53:00,634 What difference does it make? You don't own me. 522 00:53:01,011 --> 00:53:04,310 - Nobody owns me. - I never said I owned you, Rachel. 523 00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:07,380 Christ, I can't even afford you. 524 00:53:09,219 --> 00:53:11,710 That never counted with us, did it? 525 00:53:15,325 --> 00:53:16,519 Did it? 526 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:39,640 Rachel. 527 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:44,646 If we start this, we finish on my terms. 528 00:53:45,622 --> 00:53:46,850 Come on. 529 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,053 Rachel, I mean it. 530 00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:54,962 You can't walk in and out of people's lives like a stray cat. 531 00:53:55,031 --> 00:53:56,896 I need more than that. 532 00:54:01,137 --> 00:54:03,935 - You want me to leave Bertie. - That's a start. 533 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,508 Nicky, he's crazy. He'll kill us. 534 00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,641 Let him try. 535 00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,181 We've gone too far to go back now. 536 00:54:14,484 --> 00:54:16,679 This has nothing to do with him. 537 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:20,519 You haven't gone far enough. The door's over there. 538 00:54:28,198 --> 00:54:30,496 I guess this wasn't a good idea. 539 00:54:36,506 --> 00:54:38,701 Here. I brought you something. 540 00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:43,237 Maybe you could pay your rent with it. 541 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:29,146 Laurette? 542 00:57:44,858 --> 00:57:47,019 How about some first-round happiness? 543 00:57:47,094 --> 00:57:49,858 - I'll see you after. - Don't worry. I'm on the bell. 544 00:57:49,930 --> 00:57:52,558 - Go get 'em, champ. - Damn it! 545 00:57:52,866 --> 00:57:54,128 You're late. 546 00:57:54,201 --> 00:57:56,396 Bonjour Oiseau, Blackie. 547 00:57:56,470 --> 00:57:58,995 - Hello, Nick. - Do you have to do this? 548 00:57:59,072 --> 00:58:03,065 Are you kidding? Wouldn't miss this for anything. Almost. 549 00:58:03,377 --> 00:58:06,744 At least you've given him a chance to exercise his ego. 550 00:58:06,813 --> 00:58:10,271 I'll go silence the tumultuous throngs. 551 00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:14,075 - How you feeling? - Like $100. 552 00:58:14,154 --> 00:58:18,557 Listen, I got a plan. You hit him, and don't let him hit you back. 553 00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:22,060 Jesus, what did you do, get hit by a train? 554 00:58:24,231 --> 00:58:27,428 Listen, if he does hit you back, don't let him know it hurt you. 555 00:58:34,474 --> 00:58:35,463 What? 556 00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:46,075 Hart doesn't stand a chance. 557 00:58:46,587 --> 00:58:49,021 All right now, remember what I told you. 558 00:59:03,437 --> 00:59:05,337 Come on, Hart. Hit him! 559 00:59:07,140 --> 00:59:08,767 Watch his feet! 560 00:59:10,577 --> 00:59:13,273 I am the only one that rings this bell! 561 00:59:32,866 --> 00:59:36,927 Let him do all the work, Hart. Let him do it all. 562 00:59:44,711 --> 00:59:46,542 Hit him, Hart! 563 01:00:08,402 --> 01:00:10,063 Yes! 564 01:00:26,853 --> 01:00:29,219 Look what he's doing there. 565 01:00:29,456 --> 01:00:32,016 - That's not fair! - Ring the bell, buddy. 566 01:00:32,092 --> 01:00:33,423 - What? - That bell! 567 01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:36,961 - It's not time. - It's been 10 minutes! 568 01:00:37,297 --> 01:00:40,027 I ring it when it is time to ring it! 569 01:00:46,239 --> 01:00:47,866 Ring that bell! 570 01:01:17,504 --> 01:01:19,199 You're going to have to hurt him. 571 01:01:19,272 --> 01:01:22,708 You hear what I'm telling you? You're gonna have to hurt him. 572 01:01:24,911 --> 01:01:26,242 Round two. 573 01:01:36,690 --> 01:01:38,487 Use your left. 574 01:01:55,942 --> 01:01:57,534 That's not fair! 575 01:02:01,047 --> 01:02:03,038 Yes! 576 01:02:12,225 --> 01:02:13,749 That's enough! 577 01:03:01,174 --> 01:03:02,266 Hart. 578 01:03:02,342 --> 01:03:05,004 A fight is just a fight. 579 01:03:05,345 --> 01:03:07,245 And when it's fought... 580 01:03:07,848 --> 01:03:09,748 ...it's something else. 581 01:03:11,918 --> 01:03:13,783 That's horse liniment. 582 01:03:13,954 --> 01:03:16,115 Under the circumstances... 583 01:03:16,189 --> 01:03:19,590 ...you did majestically, dear boy. 584 01:03:21,828 --> 01:03:24,991 Oiseau will report it as a Pyrrhic victory. 585 01:03:25,065 --> 01:03:27,659 - Pyrrhic? - Greek to me. 586 01:03:32,906 --> 01:03:35,101 Thanks for the workout, Hart. 587 01:03:38,478 --> 01:03:41,675 Bring something of yours around for me to look at. 588 01:03:41,748 --> 01:03:43,545 I'm in a buying mood. 589 01:03:51,558 --> 01:03:52,752 Rachel. 590 01:03:58,465 --> 01:03:59,830 Excuse me. 591 01:04:08,642 --> 01:04:12,339 May I introduce Armand? An exceptional painter. 592 01:04:12,646 --> 01:04:15,615 - Very modern. - I'm leaving. 593 01:04:22,722 --> 01:04:27,091 I never thought you could be such a brute. That fight! 594 01:04:27,327 --> 01:04:30,660 You were so unbridled. You were so violent. 595 01:04:31,264 --> 01:04:33,994 Would you people excuse Hart and I a few minutes? 596 01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:36,592 We have an urgent matter to discuss. 597 01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:40,638 Very modern. 598 01:04:43,243 --> 01:04:45,803 No, Armand can stay. 599 01:04:47,814 --> 01:04:49,805 Armand speaks no English. 600 01:04:51,751 --> 01:04:54,982 Indeed, le petit coquin rarely speaks at all. 601 01:05:01,995 --> 01:05:04,555 The other night with you was wonderful. 602 01:05:05,899 --> 01:05:09,130 But there's a complication. 603 01:05:12,772 --> 01:05:16,208 My husband died unexpectedly over the weekend. 604 01:05:20,347 --> 01:05:23,248 As you can imagine, it was a terrible shock. 605 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,344 - We were very close. - Right. 606 01:05:28,088 --> 01:05:29,715 A perfect couple. 607 01:05:32,192 --> 01:05:33,523 I'm sorry. 608 01:05:36,429 --> 01:05:39,227 You won't have to copy those paintings now. 609 01:05:42,202 --> 01:05:43,362 I see. 610 01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:49,041 I knew you'd understand. 611 01:05:50,110 --> 01:05:52,305 There is one hitch, Nathalie. 612 01:05:53,646 --> 01:05:58,049 You and I had an arrangement. I expect you to fulfill it. 613 01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:01,883 But I intend to. 614 01:06:04,657 --> 01:06:06,352 I intend to. 615 01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:11,653 What would you like most? A suit, or a watch? 616 01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:15,464 A weekend together by the sea? 617 01:06:16,669 --> 01:06:19,035 Because that was part of the arrangement, too. 618 01:06:19,239 --> 01:06:20,501 Remember? 619 01:06:22,942 --> 01:06:26,070 Enjoying opportunities as they present themselves... 620 01:06:26,346 --> 01:06:28,871 ...and not losing what's most important to us. 621 01:06:28,948 --> 01:06:32,850 Exactly. Which is why you're going to pay, Nathalie. 622 01:06:33,019 --> 01:06:35,249 In full. In cash. 623 01:06:36,356 --> 01:06:39,052 Or you'll never see your pictures again. 624 01:06:40,627 --> 01:06:42,754 Don't you threaten me, Hart. 625 01:06:43,563 --> 01:06:46,623 I will never be threatened again by anyone! 626 01:06:48,768 --> 01:06:53,467 You're behaving like a cheap whore from the rue Saint-Denis, and not like an artist. 627 01:06:53,873 --> 01:06:55,602 I'm ashamed of you. 628 01:06:57,877 --> 01:06:59,037 Brute. 629 01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:04,076 Brute. 630 01:07:32,078 --> 01:07:36,811 So who is this Libby Valentin? I mean, is she French or what? 631 01:07:37,150 --> 01:07:38,640 She's "or what." 632 01:07:39,018 --> 01:07:41,384 Is she really a nun? 633 01:07:41,454 --> 01:07:42,978 Defrocked. 634 01:07:43,523 --> 01:07:47,926 You know, I think it was Gustave Flaubert who said there are only four reasons... 635 01:07:47,994 --> 01:07:50,394 ...for getting involved with women. 636 01:07:50,997 --> 01:07:52,589 - Sex! - One. 637 01:07:52,665 --> 01:07:54,132 - Money! - Two. 638 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,300 - Publicity! - Three. 639 01:07:56,369 --> 01:07:58,997 Goddamn it, what was the fourth one? 640 01:07:59,139 --> 01:08:02,131 - Drunkenness. - Drunkenness. 641 01:08:04,811 --> 01:08:09,339 Buddy, Rachel's not for you. She's not gonna make you happy. 642 01:08:09,682 --> 01:08:10,774 Yeah. 643 01:08:11,651 --> 01:08:13,414 I mean, in Hollywood... 644 01:08:13,486 --> 01:08:16,683 ...the women are gonna be tall. - There's a reason. 645 01:08:16,756 --> 01:08:18,781 - They're blonde. - There's another reason. 646 01:08:18,858 --> 01:08:21,827 Promiscuity is just a religion with them. 647 01:08:23,596 --> 01:08:26,497 Oiseau, you know, you are absolutely right. 648 01:08:27,634 --> 01:08:31,331 - No permanent attachments. - That's right, buddy. 649 01:08:31,404 --> 01:08:33,099 Do you realize... 650 01:08:33,706 --> 01:08:35,298 ...that drink... 651 01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:38,807 ...and permanent attachments have been the undoing of virtually... 652 01:08:38,878 --> 01:08:40,209 ...all of our friends? 653 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,010 - That's right. - Hit it. 654 01:08:43,283 --> 01:08:47,743 "She's got a Sunday school face 655 01:08:54,594 --> 01:08:56,323 "She's got..." 656 01:08:56,396 --> 01:08:57,954 She's got a what? 657 01:08:58,031 --> 01:08:59,555 "She's got a... 658 01:09:06,039 --> 01:09:09,406 "She's got a Sunday school face" 659 01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:18,141 - Wonderful song. - I know that car. 660 01:09:19,652 --> 01:09:21,176 Get some sleep. 661 01:09:26,326 --> 01:09:27,987 Monsieur Hart. 662 01:09:45,979 --> 01:09:47,173 Shit! 663 01:10:18,344 --> 01:10:19,811 Nathalie. 664 01:10:37,997 --> 01:10:39,157 Libby! 665 01:10:43,870 --> 01:10:47,203 I disclaim all responsibility. 666 01:10:48,107 --> 01:10:50,803 Come here. I want to show you something. 667 01:10:53,846 --> 01:10:57,714 - Lf I didn't know they were copies... - What makes you think they're copies? 668 01:10:57,784 --> 01:11:00,184 Because I've seen the originals. 669 01:11:01,421 --> 01:11:04,083 Nathalie asked me to ship them to New York. 670 01:11:04,190 --> 01:11:06,818 I suppose you put my fee in your pocket. 671 01:11:07,493 --> 01:11:08,892 Jamais. 672 01:11:09,729 --> 01:11:13,096 Sur mon honneur, as a woman of God. 673 01:11:16,235 --> 01:11:18,135 These are the originals. 674 01:11:18,905 --> 01:11:21,396 Nathalie took my copies by mistake. 675 01:11:24,944 --> 01:11:27,105 She did? 676 01:11:33,252 --> 01:11:36,244 A little bit like stabbing yourself in the back, isn't it? 677 01:11:40,793 --> 01:11:44,354 So what are we supposed to do with these? 678 01:11:45,064 --> 01:11:46,964 I'll cut you in for 30 percent. 679 01:11:56,976 --> 01:11:59,467 It's a crackerjack scheme, dear boy. 680 01:11:59,645 --> 01:12:02,910 But now leave everything to me. 681 01:12:02,982 --> 01:12:04,609 When it comes to artifice... 682 01:12:04,684 --> 01:12:07,847 ...moi, Valentin, am a master. 683 01:12:09,522 --> 01:12:14,050 Stone will pay through his nose to get these in his salon. 684 01:12:14,127 --> 01:12:17,528 Should have heard him on the telephone. Beside himself. 685 01:12:18,030 --> 01:12:21,989 I'll get the money he owes me, you'll get the money I owe you... 686 01:12:22,068 --> 01:12:26,004 ...and when Nathalie de Ville sees these new beauties... 687 01:12:26,072 --> 01:12:30,509 ...at Stone's exhibition, the Pope himself would blush with shame. 688 01:12:30,710 --> 01:12:34,510 Perhaps this one, then, which again is in keeping... 689 01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:37,640 ...with the whole anticipation concept we discussed. 690 01:12:37,717 --> 01:12:42,279 I particularly like this one with, as you see, the focus on the lady... 691 01:12:42,355 --> 01:12:45,483 No, I don't like any of these. 692 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:51,319 I need an ad that, when you look at it, would jump at you. 693 01:12:51,998 --> 01:12:54,762 Something simple but dramatic. 694 01:12:54,967 --> 01:12:56,366 Jump. Yes. 695 01:13:07,847 --> 01:13:08,905 Oui? 696 01:13:12,618 --> 01:13:14,813 - Oui. - Et madame? 697 01:13:16,923 --> 01:13:18,550 Entrez, entrez. 698 01:13:21,694 --> 01:13:22,956 Valentin. 699 01:13:31,871 --> 01:13:35,204 - Libby, I changed my mind. - About what? 700 01:13:35,274 --> 01:13:38,835 - I don't want to show anything of mine. - Okay. 701 01:13:38,978 --> 01:13:40,946 I'll just pick it up when we go. 702 01:13:42,415 --> 01:13:44,212 I don't want you... 703 01:13:44,283 --> 01:13:46,410 ...to participate in this. 704 01:13:50,289 --> 01:13:51,586 Merci. 705 01:13:54,527 --> 01:13:57,724 - May I call you on Friday? - Yes. 706 01:13:58,698 --> 01:14:00,723 - Thank you again. - Thank you. 707 01:14:01,067 --> 01:14:02,398 Excuse me. 708 01:14:04,470 --> 01:14:06,335 What is he doing here? 709 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:09,200 It was Hart who put me in touch... 710 01:14:09,275 --> 01:14:12,176 ...with the owner de ces ouvres. 711 01:14:12,478 --> 01:14:14,378 He wanted to come along. 712 01:14:15,481 --> 01:14:18,917 Did you bring me some samples of your work? 713 01:14:20,253 --> 01:14:25,213 I've decided I prefer not to be collected. Makes me feel like a manufacturer. 714 01:14:26,492 --> 01:14:28,926 You're in the wrong business, then. 715 01:14:30,263 --> 01:14:32,390 - Got anything to drink? - No. 716 01:14:32,498 --> 01:14:35,194 My wife is an alcoholic. 717 01:14:39,205 --> 01:14:42,140 - How is your wife? - What do you mean by that? 718 01:14:43,409 --> 01:14:44,671 Not much. 719 01:14:45,044 --> 01:14:48,343 - Do you want to see them? - Yes! Let's see it! 720 01:15:27,119 --> 01:15:29,314 Look at the skin tone. 721 01:15:29,722 --> 01:15:31,485 The shape. 722 01:15:38,898 --> 01:15:40,763 So sensual. 723 01:15:43,502 --> 01:15:47,563 Did you know that Modigliani's models were tarts? 724 01:15:49,542 --> 01:15:51,737 All women are tarts. 725 01:15:53,679 --> 01:15:55,544 That's why I love them. 726 01:15:56,449 --> 01:15:57,973 I think... 727 01:15:59,318 --> 01:16:01,513 ...you could easily say... 728 01:16:01,854 --> 01:16:05,255 ...that these three works capture... 729 01:16:05,324 --> 01:16:06,848 ...capture... 730 01:16:07,393 --> 01:16:11,261 ...the true spirit, I'essence de modernit. 731 01:16:12,164 --> 01:16:16,601 - I'm prepared to give you a bargain price. - Yes. 732 01:16:17,003 --> 01:16:20,439 I'm informed that you specialize in bargains. 733 01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:24,606 I have a certain talent in that area, yes. 734 01:16:24,677 --> 01:16:29,546 But am I to assume that money is an object? 735 01:16:29,615 --> 01:16:31,139 Don't be daft. 736 01:16:31,217 --> 01:16:34,209 Money is always an object. 737 01:16:35,955 --> 01:16:39,721 For myself, I'm only interested in price. 738 01:16:40,860 --> 01:16:42,487 See that Picabia? 739 01:16:43,763 --> 01:16:47,665 I could burn it tomorrow, and it wouldn't mean a thing to me. 740 01:16:49,101 --> 01:16:52,537 But I did pay 7,000 francs for it... 741 01:16:52,805 --> 01:16:56,935 ...so I am not as impulsive as I ordinarily might be. 742 01:16:57,710 --> 01:17:00,406 In fact, if I'd paid less... 743 01:17:00,846 --> 01:17:02,871 ...it would be less beautiful. 744 01:17:04,850 --> 01:17:06,647 Stone, I've changed my mind. 745 01:17:07,086 --> 01:17:10,214 I think it would be an honor for you to own some of my work. 746 01:17:14,427 --> 01:17:17,919 I'll just run over to the gallery and pick something up. 747 01:17:44,356 --> 01:17:46,085 "It rained today. 748 01:17:47,727 --> 01:17:50,321 "Even the rain seems like a lie here. 749 01:17:52,131 --> 01:17:56,192 "I detest the verisimilitude of Parisian life." 750 01:18:21,994 --> 01:18:24,588 - Bertie's downstairs. - Rachel. 751 01:18:25,498 --> 01:18:28,228 I decided to go to Hollywood with Oiseau. 752 01:18:28,968 --> 01:18:32,404 - Yes? - Yes. You're coming with me. 753 01:18:32,938 --> 01:18:34,030 Am I? 754 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,068 You are. 755 01:18:46,318 --> 01:18:47,478 Not in the tub. 756 01:18:47,553 --> 01:18:49,919 - Why not? - Trust me. 757 01:19:02,935 --> 01:19:04,334 I don't know. 758 01:19:04,403 --> 01:19:07,304 I think I need more of a commitment from you. 759 01:19:08,374 --> 01:19:09,966 Yeah? How long? 760 01:19:24,824 --> 01:19:26,849 Are these genuine? 761 01:19:28,093 --> 01:19:30,186 Est-ce que le ciel est bleu? 762 01:19:31,230 --> 01:19:33,460 Ordinarily, I wouldn't care. 763 01:19:34,099 --> 01:19:36,966 If a picture sells for a big price... 764 01:19:37,036 --> 01:19:40,301 ...and it's praised to the teeth by the experts... 765 01:19:41,807 --> 01:19:43,672 ...is it really worthless, then... 766 01:19:43,742 --> 01:19:46,870 ...when it's discovered the signature is forged? 767 01:19:47,012 --> 01:19:50,470 Depends on whether you're the buyer or the seller. 768 01:19:51,851 --> 01:19:55,514 All the critics and art snobs will be at my salon. 769 01:19:55,788 --> 01:19:58,382 - I want to make an impression. - Yes. 770 01:19:58,457 --> 01:20:00,584 - Not a reputation. - No. 771 01:20:00,993 --> 01:20:02,756 I already have that. 772 01:20:10,135 --> 01:20:11,295 Now. 773 01:20:12,872 --> 01:20:14,669 The interesting part. 774 01:20:16,909 --> 01:20:18,171 How much? 775 01:20:20,713 --> 01:20:22,112 Une chanson... 776 01:20:22,715 --> 01:20:24,080 ... 5,000... 777 01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,440 ... amricains. 778 01:20:28,187 --> 01:20:29,814 I'll take them. 779 01:20:30,122 --> 01:20:32,647 - You will? - But not at that price. 780 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:38,291 I've already given you the dealer's discount. 781 01:20:41,567 --> 01:20:43,694 I'll give you $3,000. 782 01:20:44,169 --> 01:20:46,637 You insult me, Mr. Stone. 783 01:20:46,939 --> 01:20:48,338 Not you. 784 01:20:49,508 --> 01:20:52,136 - Take it or leave it. - I'll take it. 785 01:20:52,711 --> 01:20:54,736 I thought you might. 786 01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:59,441 - Good. - Good. 787 01:21:05,925 --> 01:21:07,825 Perfect timing. 788 01:21:14,633 --> 01:21:16,294 What have we here? 789 01:21:20,673 --> 01:21:22,163 Distinguished. 790 01:21:26,045 --> 01:21:29,537 - I'm sorry, Bertie. I didn't know... - Rachel, come here. 791 01:21:30,849 --> 01:21:33,943 - All�, Rachel. - Hello, Libby. 792 01:21:36,121 --> 01:21:38,248 What do you think of Hart's painting? 793 01:21:39,925 --> 01:21:42,325 Yeah. I'd like to know. 794 01:21:44,296 --> 01:21:45,763 - Hello. - Afternoon. 795 01:21:46,899 --> 01:21:48,298 It's nice. 796 01:21:48,968 --> 01:21:50,367 Should I buy it? 797 01:21:52,237 --> 01:21:54,102 If you like it, Bertie. 798 01:21:57,676 --> 01:22:01,237 Yes, I think I have just the right spot for it. 799 01:22:01,981 --> 01:22:04,848 - I'll give you $100. - Done. 800 01:22:25,404 --> 01:22:26,428 I did it. 801 01:22:26,605 --> 01:22:28,402 Did it, dear boy. 802 01:22:28,741 --> 01:22:32,438 We started at $2,500, and I suckered him up to $3,000. 803 01:22:33,946 --> 01:22:37,040 - Let's go to the bank. - No, let's go to the bar. 804 01:22:45,858 --> 01:22:48,053 We have to talk about something. 805 01:22:49,161 --> 01:22:51,186 I'm not interested. 806 01:22:51,563 --> 01:22:54,498 What are you interested in, besides yourself? 807 01:22:55,134 --> 01:22:56,396 Not much. 808 01:23:10,382 --> 01:23:11,974 But I'm looking. 809 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:34,196 Writing about yourself can be very lonely. 810 01:23:34,273 --> 01:23:37,071 - What are you writing? - It's my obituary. 811 01:23:37,476 --> 01:23:41,810 It's too important a job to leave to those hacks in the obituary department. 812 01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:44,041 Why don't you just quit the goddamn paper? 813 01:23:44,116 --> 01:23:47,813 This'll interest you. I've decided on poison. 814 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:52,989 Drowning was my second choice. I mean, it's better than asphyxiation. 815 01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:56,559 I saw a man once who'd been hung. 816 01:23:57,029 --> 01:23:59,623 He looked a bit disappointed. 817 01:23:59,698 --> 01:24:02,531 You can't kill yourself, Oiseau. We're going to Hollywood. 818 01:24:02,601 --> 01:24:05,968 I'm gonna tell you why Carlos beat you in the ring a couple days ago. 819 01:24:06,038 --> 01:24:08,666 - Who? - Carlos. Stone. 820 01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:11,402 I'm working on something. It doesn't matter. 821 01:24:11,477 --> 01:24:14,275 - Right, let's have it. - Scruples. 822 01:24:14,346 --> 01:24:18,874 - Scruples? - You can't win Andrea with scruples. 823 01:24:18,951 --> 01:24:20,418 - Who? - Andrea. 824 01:24:20,486 --> 01:24:22,477 Rachel. Forget it. 825 01:24:22,754 --> 01:24:27,214 I'm sitting there, watching him waltz around you like he owns you. 826 01:24:27,292 --> 01:24:29,920 He doesn't own me. He does not own me. 827 01:24:29,995 --> 01:24:32,361 He thinks because he buys something, he owns it. 828 01:24:32,431 --> 01:24:34,524 It's the same to him. A piece of ass, property. 829 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:35,828 It's about ownership. 830 01:24:35,901 --> 01:24:39,029 He doesn't own me, he doesn't own Rachel, and he never will. 831 01:24:39,104 --> 01:24:42,005 Guys like that are bad for all of us, Clark. 832 01:24:42,074 --> 01:24:43,405 - Nick. - Nick. 833 01:24:43,475 --> 01:24:44,567 Who? 834 01:24:45,043 --> 01:24:48,342 You know, writing about yourself can be very lonely. 835 01:24:49,615 --> 01:24:52,641 - What are you writing? - It's my obituary. 836 01:24:53,152 --> 01:24:57,646 It's too important a job to leave to those hacks in the obituary department. 837 01:24:57,723 --> 01:25:00,521 Why don't you quit that goddamn paper like I did? 838 01:25:00,592 --> 01:25:03,652 This'll interest you. I've decided on pills. 839 01:25:03,729 --> 01:25:04,821 He doesn't own me. 840 01:25:04,897 --> 01:25:06,296 - Who? - Stone. 841 01:25:06,431 --> 01:25:08,797 - Carlos. - Who? 842 01:25:38,063 --> 01:25:40,293 Sex is all about power. 843 01:25:40,732 --> 01:25:42,825 Champagne, monsieur? 844 01:25:44,002 --> 01:25:46,232 You can't help but make a mess. 845 01:25:49,107 --> 01:25:53,635 - What do you mean? - Take Nathalie de Ville, for instance. 846 01:25:55,747 --> 01:25:59,114 She's as cool as somebody else's cucumber. 847 01:25:59,218 --> 01:26:00,412 Armand. 848 01:26:13,098 --> 01:26:14,258 Merci. 849 01:26:24,076 --> 01:26:25,543 Les critiques. 850 01:26:33,318 --> 01:26:35,809 You look stunning tonight, my dear. 851 01:26:37,055 --> 01:26:38,955 I look stunning every night, Bertie. 852 01:26:39,024 --> 01:26:41,492 Have you had a chance to look over my collection? 853 01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,585 Come, I'll give you a tour. 854 01:26:43,929 --> 01:26:45,624 My latest acquisition... 855 01:26:45,697 --> 01:26:48,860 ...should impress even someone as formidable as you. 856 01:26:50,335 --> 01:26:53,395 Bertie. You really did it. 857 01:26:56,008 --> 01:27:00,377 Outside of a museum, I've never seen such a fascinating collection of pictures. 858 01:27:00,445 --> 01:27:01,707 A museum? 859 01:27:05,183 --> 01:27:07,549 - Oh, l... - It doesn't matter. 860 01:27:08,854 --> 01:27:10,515 What do you think? 861 01:27:14,059 --> 01:27:16,994 Get a hold of yourself. It's only a painting. 862 01:27:18,163 --> 01:27:21,257 These are forgeries, Bertie. They simply have to be. 863 01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:25,770 Nonsense. I bought them from the estate of the late Comte de Polignac. 864 01:27:25,837 --> 01:27:27,964 Then you bought forgeries. 865 01:27:28,940 --> 01:27:31,670 I own the originals of these three paintings. 866 01:27:34,780 --> 01:27:38,216 In fact, I shipped them to America only the other day. 867 01:27:41,153 --> 01:27:44,953 And Bertie, my papers have been authenticated. 868 01:27:46,725 --> 01:27:48,317 You've been had. 869 01:28:10,949 --> 01:28:14,407 That painting is no more of a fake than you are. 870 01:28:22,194 --> 01:28:25,220 Look at the nipples in the Matisse. 871 01:28:27,599 --> 01:28:31,330 Henri would have never painted nipples in that manner. 872 01:28:32,537 --> 01:28:34,164 They look like cones... 873 01:28:34,806 --> 01:28:36,068 ...or warts. 874 01:28:40,479 --> 01:28:44,575 Perhaps I should have framed the money I spent on them instead. 875 01:28:47,686 --> 01:28:51,087 - Bertie, I'm afraid you've been had. - Shut up! 876 01:28:58,230 --> 01:29:00,790 Monsieur Stone, I think we've had enough. 877 01:29:01,566 --> 01:29:04,160 No! I've had enough. 878 01:29:06,138 --> 01:29:11,041 I don't give a tuppenny damn for your silly opinions on the value of art. 879 01:29:11,510 --> 01:29:14,809 There is no value, except what I choose to put on it. 880 01:29:15,881 --> 01:29:18,315 This is art... 881 01:29:18,383 --> 01:29:20,977 ...because I paid hard cash for it. 882 01:29:22,354 --> 01:29:24,015 Don't you understand? 883 01:29:24,089 --> 01:29:27,388 Your precious painters mean nothing to me. 884 01:29:28,593 --> 01:29:31,892 I could have Nathalie's mutt shit on a canvas. 885 01:29:32,264 --> 01:29:35,165 And if I paid $5,000 for it... 886 01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:38,564 ...you critics would call it a masterpiece. 887 01:29:39,004 --> 01:29:43,839 I'm afraid not, monsieur Stone. I'm afraid you have missed the entire point. 888 01:29:44,042 --> 01:29:46,169 - Have I? - Yes. 889 01:29:46,411 --> 01:29:48,777 Fakes is what we have called them... 890 01:29:48,847 --> 01:29:52,339 ...and fakes is what they are, fit only for the fire. 891 01:29:54,653 --> 01:29:55,915 The fire? 892 01:30:12,204 --> 01:30:15,264 I see what you mean about the nipple. 893 01:30:36,361 --> 01:30:37,692 Au revoir. 894 01:30:59,017 --> 01:31:02,077 - Laloux? - Oui, monsieur. 895 01:31:02,153 --> 01:31:05,122 - Take that picture down. - Bien, monsieur. 896 01:31:06,157 --> 01:31:10,025 - Look at this nipple. - This one is not so bad. 897 01:31:10,095 --> 01:31:11,221 It's worse. 898 01:31:12,297 --> 01:31:14,959 - The shape, the form... - The shape is... 899 01:31:15,033 --> 01:31:17,399 - It's all wrong. - But the color... 900 01:31:42,327 --> 01:31:43,726 The masterpiece. 901 01:32:20,999 --> 01:32:24,298 I should throw all of you in as well. 902 01:32:31,142 --> 01:32:35,875 - Looking for the toilet, Hem? - Art is never the whole story. 903 01:32:38,249 --> 01:32:39,739 It's upstairs. 904 01:33:10,281 --> 01:33:12,681 There's more to you than meets the eye. 905 01:33:12,984 --> 01:33:17,512 Piss off, or I'll barbecue your dog. 906 01:33:36,941 --> 01:33:41,503 What happened, Bertie? Didn't anybody like your paintings? 907 01:33:46,217 --> 01:33:47,684 You're drunk. 908 01:33:50,155 --> 01:33:53,215 Did you really think you could buy your way in? 909 01:34:00,031 --> 01:34:02,363 I feel so sorry for you, Bertie. 910 01:34:16,314 --> 01:34:17,975 Clean up the mess. 911 01:34:20,385 --> 01:34:21,716 All of it. 912 01:34:29,494 --> 01:34:31,325 I'm going out. 913 01:34:52,050 --> 01:34:54,484 - Bonjour. - Merci. 914 01:34:56,888 --> 01:34:57,877 What? 915 01:34:59,190 --> 01:35:00,179 No! 916 01:35:02,827 --> 01:35:05,125 The son of a bitch actually did it. 917 01:35:10,001 --> 01:35:12,401 You know, he kept telling me he was gonna do it. 918 01:35:14,105 --> 01:35:16,073 I thought he was just... 919 01:35:18,777 --> 01:35:20,335 I didn't believe him. 920 01:35:20,879 --> 01:35:22,642 I believed him. 921 01:35:24,182 --> 01:35:27,515 It makes me feel like a coward, you know? 922 01:35:30,288 --> 01:35:33,018 But we're not the cowards, are we, Hart? 923 01:35:34,659 --> 01:35:37,253 The dead are the real cowards, right? 924 01:35:41,699 --> 01:35:43,166 I don't know. 925 01:35:49,073 --> 01:35:51,633 The dead are not the cowards. 926 01:36:43,494 --> 01:36:44,688 Rachel? 927 01:36:47,131 --> 01:36:48,894 Rachel, is that you? 928 01:36:53,238 --> 01:36:54,466 It's me. 929 01:36:59,010 --> 01:37:02,468 - You son of a bitch! - It was the only thing I could do. 930 01:37:02,881 --> 01:37:05,315 I'm dead, and I'll soon be gone. 931 01:37:05,817 --> 01:37:08,411 And now I can be anybody I want to be. 932 01:37:11,222 --> 01:37:13,417 Jesus! I need a drink. 933 01:37:14,993 --> 01:37:17,461 Did you see my obituaries? They're all raves. 934 01:37:17,528 --> 01:37:20,429 And I'm gonna be buried tomorrow afternoon at Pere-Lachaise. 935 01:37:20,498 --> 01:37:22,898 Racine has made me the most charming coffin. 936 01:37:22,967 --> 01:37:26,027 - I think we ought to look in. - Naturally. 937 01:37:26,104 --> 01:37:29,540 We've got plenty of time. The train doesn't leave till 4:00. 938 01:37:29,607 --> 01:37:31,336 Aprs vous, madame. 939 01:37:32,010 --> 01:37:35,571 Could I lean on you? These heels are just killing me. 940 01:37:36,314 --> 01:37:37,679 Yeah, sure. 941 01:37:39,484 --> 01:37:42,385 We'll have a beautiful boat ride to New York. 942 01:37:42,453 --> 01:37:44,887 And then Hollywood! 943 01:37:44,956 --> 01:37:49,188 - I'm just dying to get there. - I ought to kill you myself. 944 01:38:01,873 --> 01:38:03,067 No. 945 01:38:03,541 --> 01:38:06,635 Really, we can't go in there. I'll be recognized. 946 01:38:06,711 --> 01:38:09,111 Why don't we go and have a tasse de verveine? 947 01:38:09,180 --> 01:38:13,640 - No, I need a drink. - All right. I'll come by at 1:00 tomorrow. 948 01:38:13,718 --> 01:38:17,814 - I'll pick you up in a taxi. - All right. Don't talk to strangers. 949 01:38:37,508 --> 01:38:40,238 Since we're living in Paris, does that make us Parisian? 950 01:38:45,016 --> 01:38:47,416 Pal. How you doing? 951 01:38:51,322 --> 01:38:54,291 I think I miss the little bastard. 952 01:38:56,894 --> 01:38:59,021 Yeah, I know what you mean. 953 01:39:00,164 --> 01:39:02,359 You know what time it is? 954 01:39:03,835 --> 01:39:08,135 Time? Too late. That's the time. 955 01:39:09,307 --> 01:39:10,774 He loved you. 956 01:39:11,743 --> 01:39:15,110 I didn't even like him, but he loved you. 957 01:39:16,014 --> 01:39:19,245 "I love you, I swear I do 958 01:39:19,350 --> 01:39:22,615 "Even if I can't find the right words 959 01:39:22,954 --> 01:39:25,787 "Believe me, it is true 960 01:39:25,857 --> 01:39:27,552 "I love you 961 01:39:30,194 --> 01:39:32,560 "Believe me, it is true 962 01:39:32,630 --> 01:39:34,564 "I love you 963 01:39:37,435 --> 01:39:39,562 "Believe me, it is true 964 01:39:39,637 --> 01:39:41,605 "I love you" 965 01:42:08,786 --> 01:42:11,516 Rachel. Where the hell have you... 966 01:42:13,791 --> 01:42:15,520 Don't worry, Nicky. 967 01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:19,391 At least, when they find us, our skeletons will be embracing. 968 01:42:29,974 --> 01:42:33,034 I forgot to tell you. Oiseau is still alive. 969 01:42:33,344 --> 01:42:35,073 I didn't know he was dead. 970 01:42:35,146 --> 01:42:39,105 He's gonna meet us at the boat train tomorrow at 4:00, right after his funeral. 971 01:42:39,951 --> 01:42:42,647 - I thought you said he was alive. - Ain't it great? 972 01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:43,744 Hart. 973 01:42:43,821 --> 01:42:46,915 - Libby, what are you doing here? - I shadowed you here. 974 01:42:46,991 --> 01:42:50,791 Stone's men came into the gallery, slashed all the paintings. 975 01:42:50,861 --> 01:42:54,422 Not just your paintings, but valuable ones as well. 976 01:42:55,066 --> 01:42:56,158 What? 977 01:42:56,767 --> 01:42:58,758 I never expected violence. 978 01:42:59,437 --> 01:43:00,870 I'm leaving town. 979 01:43:03,241 --> 01:43:04,640 Taxi! 980 01:43:08,412 --> 01:43:10,141 He's gonna kill me. 981 01:43:11,549 --> 01:43:13,016 Can't they take a joke? 982 01:43:13,084 --> 01:43:16,850 This place, completely uncivilized. 983 01:43:23,828 --> 01:43:25,853 Cannes. Rapidement. 984 01:43:35,172 --> 01:43:37,970 - Told you he was crazy. - I don't want to talk about him. 985 01:43:38,042 --> 01:43:40,237 - Let's go upstairs. - We can't stay here. 986 01:43:40,311 --> 01:43:42,472 - Why not? - It's the first place he'll look. 987 01:43:42,546 --> 01:43:45,014 - I don't give a damn. - Come on, we'll get a hotel. 988 01:44:19,517 --> 01:44:21,542 Get in the car, Rachel. 989 01:44:25,189 --> 01:44:27,054 She's staying with me. 990 01:44:29,860 --> 01:44:31,487 You had your fun. 991 01:44:32,063 --> 01:44:33,724 Now let's go home. 992 01:44:34,932 --> 01:44:38,629 - It's not that simple, Bertie. - Come on. 993 01:44:41,339 --> 01:44:43,170 I need you, Rachel. 994 01:44:46,410 --> 01:44:48,640 You don't need anybody, Bertie. 995 01:44:49,613 --> 01:44:52,138 I'm going back to America with Nicky. 996 01:44:52,616 --> 01:44:55,983 - Don't be stupid. - I'm not stupid. 997 01:45:04,995 --> 01:45:06,485 She's my wife. 998 01:45:08,232 --> 01:45:11,690 Nicky and I were married a long time ago, before you and me. 999 01:45:11,769 --> 01:45:13,669 We were never divorced. 1000 01:45:16,607 --> 01:45:18,097 Sorry, Bertie. 1001 01:45:22,847 --> 01:45:24,246 I knew that! 1002 01:45:27,651 --> 01:45:29,744 I know everything about you. 1003 01:45:33,391 --> 01:45:35,723 You don't know anything about me. 1004 01:45:35,793 --> 01:45:39,320 What are you laughing at? Get in the car! 1005 01:45:39,563 --> 01:45:41,497 What are you gonna do? Kill me? 1006 01:45:43,734 --> 01:45:45,224 Then kill her. 1007 01:45:45,803 --> 01:45:47,964 - Go ahead, kill me. - You slut. 1008 01:45:48,038 --> 01:45:50,404 - Go ahead. I want you to. - Maybe I should. 1009 01:45:50,474 --> 01:45:52,601 - You want me to kill you? - Come on, do it. 1010 01:45:52,676 --> 01:45:54,439 - You want me to kill you? - Do it! 1011 01:45:56,714 --> 01:45:58,443 You get in the car! 1012 01:46:00,284 --> 01:46:01,649 You coward. 1013 01:46:02,653 --> 01:46:05,952 I don't want you, Bertie. I don't want your jewelry. 1014 01:46:06,056 --> 01:46:08,718 I don't want your chocolates. I don't want your money. 1015 01:46:08,793 --> 01:46:10,954 I don't want your rubbers. I don't want... 1016 01:46:11,028 --> 01:46:14,862 - Fucking bitch! Get in the car! - I'm sick of it! I hate you! 1017 01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:19,367 I can make up my own mind, what's left of it. 1018 01:46:19,437 --> 01:46:22,600 Between the two of you, I don't have one thought left in my head. 1019 01:46:24,508 --> 01:46:26,442 Could you stop it, please? 1020 01:46:26,844 --> 01:46:29,938 This has nothing to do with you. Stop it! 1021 01:46:31,348 --> 01:46:33,578 I'll decide what happens to me. 1022 01:46:52,002 --> 01:46:55,335 What's the matter? Can't you live without me? 1023 01:46:56,674 --> 01:46:57,902 Cowards. 1024 01:47:26,470 --> 01:47:29,530 Rachel. Wait a minute. Wait! 1025 01:47:30,541 --> 01:47:32,406 Where are you gonna go? 1026 01:47:33,244 --> 01:47:34,711 I don't know. 1027 01:47:57,701 --> 01:47:59,191 He can't swim. 1028 01:48:03,007 --> 01:48:04,440 He can't swim? 1029 01:48:08,045 --> 01:48:09,774 That figures. 1030 01:49:08,973 --> 01:49:10,167 Rachel! 1031 01:50:44,535 --> 01:50:46,093 Non, non, non... 1032 01:50:52,843 --> 01:50:54,071 Rachel! 1033 01:51:10,494 --> 01:51:12,257 Vive Dada! 1034 01:51:23,474 --> 01:51:26,238 Jesus, I didn't know it would be so sad. 1035 01:51:29,513 --> 01:51:31,242 Vive Oiseau! 1036 01:51:31,615 --> 01:51:32,639 Look at them. 1037 01:51:32,716 --> 01:51:37,119 If it weren't for me, people would've thought "surreal" was a breakfast food. 1038 01:51:40,524 --> 01:51:42,651 The dead are the most brave. 1039 01:51:44,094 --> 01:51:46,392 They take their love with them. 1040 01:51:48,832 --> 01:51:52,666 Can you imagine the courage to love someone... 1041 01:51:53,737 --> 01:51:55,500 ...who loves you... 1042 01:51:57,241 --> 01:51:59,971 ...when there's nothing you can do about it? 1043 01:52:02,312 --> 01:52:03,574 Let's go. 1044 01:52:17,761 --> 01:52:20,696 Jesus, I just didn't know it would be so sad. 1045 01:52:25,736 --> 01:52:29,502 We did appreciate him, but did we tell him so... 1046 01:52:29,573 --> 01:52:32,770 ...so he was secure in his mind, knowing that we did? 1047 01:52:32,843 --> 01:52:35,403 We did not, and he was not. 1048 01:52:36,346 --> 01:52:40,976 And so, with his sweet smile and gentle concerns... 1049 01:52:41,051 --> 01:52:43,349 ...Oiseau is not still with us. 1050 01:52:46,023 --> 01:52:47,388 He is not. 1051 01:52:49,326 --> 01:52:51,487 Oiseau! 1052 01:53:53,690 --> 01:53:56,818 Driver, Gare Saint-Lazare, s'il vous pla�t. 1053 01:54:00,397 --> 01:54:02,297 Oiseau! 1054 01:54:36,667 --> 01:54:39,864 Jesus, I just ran into Maurice Ravel in the men's room. 1055 01:54:39,937 --> 01:54:41,700 He didn't recognize me. 1056 01:54:43,707 --> 01:54:47,370 You know, Paris has been taken over by people who are just imitators... 1057 01:54:47,444 --> 01:54:49,674 ...of people who were imitators themselves. 1058 01:54:49,746 --> 01:54:52,374 It's become a parody. It's finished. It's over. 1059 01:54:52,482 --> 01:54:56,248 Believe me, Hollywood is gonna be like a breath of fresh air. 1060 01:54:59,790 --> 01:55:02,623 Hart, let's face it. 1061 01:55:02,726 --> 01:55:05,320 Rachel, she's not coming. 1062 01:55:05,595 --> 01:55:08,257 - Yeah, I know. - So let's go. 1063 01:55:08,865 --> 01:55:10,264 Paris is... 1064 01:55:12,369 --> 01:55:14,428 ...a traveling picnic. 1065 01:55:14,604 --> 01:55:17,004 Paris is a portable banquet. 1066 01:55:17,207 --> 01:55:19,107 You should work on that. 1067 01:55:30,514 --> 01:55:35,281 This whole experience gives me a great idea for a movie I could write. 1068 01:55:35,620 --> 01:55:38,350 And it would be perfect for von Stroheim. 1069 01:55:38,589 --> 01:55:40,989 You can get a very good meal on this train. 1070 01:55:41,058 --> 01:55:43,492 And they actually have an excellent wine list. 1071 01:55:46,898 --> 01:55:50,595 This is gonna be the best thing that ever happened to you. 1072 01:55:51,836 --> 01:55:53,701 Yeah, the hell with it. 1073 01:55:54,672 --> 01:55:56,537 Au revoir, Paris. 1074 01:55:57,775 --> 01:56:00,835 "Au revoir, Paris" 1075 01:56:11,322 --> 01:56:12,516 Touch�. 1076 01:56:12,723 --> 01:56:15,385 "Au revoir, Paris" 1077 01:57:02,573 --> 01:57:05,701 - We're just gonna be a few minutes. - Yes, sir, I'll be here. 1078 01:57:05,776 --> 01:57:07,903 The train to Hollywood leaves in an hour. 1079 01:57:07,979 --> 01:57:11,278 We'll make the train. I just want to see what they have in here. 1080 01:57:11,382 --> 01:57:14,681 - It's gonna rain. - You're so morose, it's monotonous. 1081 01:57:14,752 --> 01:57:19,451 Babe Ruth hit three home runs today, and we're going to Hollywood... 1082 01:57:19,523 --> 01:57:22,583 ...where the sky's always blue, the sun always shines... 1083 01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:24,252 ...and we're gonna be rich! 1084 01:57:24,328 --> 01:57:28,731 This, of course, is Modigliani. A short, but fruitful life. 1085 01:57:29,033 --> 01:57:32,491 His work is evidenced by the plasticity he employed... 1086 01:57:32,570 --> 01:57:35,061 ...in his nudes and portraiture as well. 1087 01:57:35,339 --> 01:57:38,672 Always the oval face, the elongated trunk, arms. 1088 01:57:39,977 --> 01:57:42,377 Yes, Henri Matisse. 1089 01:57:42,780 --> 01:57:44,111 Odalisque. 1090 01:57:44,281 --> 01:57:48,274 Study, if you will, the face. It's the most realized of all of his works. 1091 01:57:48,352 --> 01:57:50,650 In my mind, the best. 1092 01:57:51,655 --> 01:57:55,182 No. Look at this. Can you imagine this? 1093 01:57:56,761 --> 01:57:59,457 Boy, Nathalie certainly gets around. 1094 01:58:00,231 --> 01:58:03,758 Aren't you Irving Fegelman? I'm Ada Fuoco. 1095 01:58:04,068 --> 01:58:06,696 We grew up together on Flatbush Avenue. 1096 01:58:07,204 --> 01:58:09,229 Je ne connais pas I'anglais. 1097 01:58:09,507 --> 01:58:11,702 But you look just like Irving. 1098 01:58:13,277 --> 01:58:15,973 Jesse, he looks exactly like Irving. 1099 01:58:21,185 --> 01:58:25,952 Let's proceed to Paul C�zanne, considered to be the father of modern art. 1100 01:58:26,023 --> 01:58:29,686 This is a work of rare emotional delicacy. 1101 01:58:31,295 --> 01:58:34,992 This revelation cannot be taught... 1102 01:58:35,766 --> 01:58:37,961 ...nor can it be duplicated. 1103 01:58:39,804 --> 01:58:43,604 Only the greatest artists can achieve what has happened here... 1104 01:58:43,674 --> 01:58:47,371 ...and only then, in that rare moment in time. 1105 01:58:48,312 --> 01:58:50,644 So let's silently observe this. 1106 01:58:51,215 --> 01:58:55,652 Come on, I'm bored with these pictures. I want to go where the pictures move. 1107 01:58:55,753 --> 01:58:57,653 I like your stuff better anyway. 1108 01:58:57,721 --> 01:59:01,213 Just a minute. This might help me appreciate my work. 1109 01:59:07,198 --> 01:59:10,531 Gentlemen. Did it touch you? 1110 01:59:11,569 --> 01:59:13,560 Did you sense the mystery? 1111 01:59:13,737 --> 01:59:16,729 Do you know now why this is a masterpiece? 1112 01:59:17,741 --> 01:59:21,677 Why we praise it? Why we genuflect before it? 1113 01:59:22,847 --> 01:59:26,681 Why it will live through the ages for all humanity? 1114 01:59:27,785 --> 01:59:30,310 My God, I hope you understand that. 1115 01:59:37,128 --> 01:59:41,292 Why is it, you are never where you're supposed to be? 1116 01:59:43,601 --> 01:59:44,863 I am now. 1117 02:00:11,395 --> 02:00:13,158 Looks like rain. 1118 02:00:14,198 --> 02:00:15,597 No, not now. 1119 02:00:17,401 --> 02:00:18,925 Maybe tomorrow? 1120 02:00:26,844 --> 02:00:29,972 I was thinking, Nicky, maybe we should move to Hollywood. 1121 02:00:30,047 --> 02:00:33,016 - Ever thought about it? - You been talking to Oiseau? 1122 02:00:35,519 --> 02:00:38,682 John, if you were lucky enough to have lived in Paris... 1123 02:00:38,756 --> 02:00:42,192 ...lucky enough to have been young, it didn't matter who you were... 1124 02:00:42,259 --> 02:00:45,592 ...because it was always worth it, and it was good.